05 May 2005

Bow Chicka Bow Bow.

I was standing at the counter at Tuscany, waiting for my tea, and this guy -- who was obviously a mechanical of some sort and really kinda cute in a fleshy, way-too-fond-of-beer sorta way -- says to the counter guy, "I'm here to fix your dishwasher. Mind if I go down?"

Who needs gay porn when life presents little gifts like that?

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