Of the many really excellent advantages of working internment at The Velvet Prison™, a pleasant public restroom experience is definitely not one of them.
More than once, lately, I've gone to the restroom for my afternoon consitutional and found that two of the three stalls have been occupied. It's just some sort of Law of Sociology that the only free stall would be the center one, right?
Well, I've got news for you: When they built The Velvet Prison™, ventilation of noxious gases in the restroom was not foremost on their minds. At least not when all three toilet stalls in the men's rest room are being used.
I'm not saying, I'm just saying.
More than once, lately, I've gone to the restroom for my afternoon consitutional and found that two of the three stalls have been occupied. It's just some sort of Law of Sociology that the only free stall would be the center one, right?
Well, I've got news for you: When they built The Velvet Prison™, ventilation of noxious gases in the restroom was not foremost on their minds. At least not when all three toilet stalls in the men's rest room are being used.
I'm not saying, I'm just saying.
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