Now that I'm in a relationship, I don't have time to blog at you people as often as I might once have.
I do not regret this, for, like most people who dump their friends after they're in a relationship, I am consumed by the man in my life. I am, in fact, slavishly devoted to him.
It doesn't matter that he uses me and sucks up all my money. It doesn't matter that he always lets me buy dinner. It doesn't matter that he spends all his time hanging out with his friends (who are, by the way, smelly and dirty, and slobber a lot).
None of this matters, for I am in love. I am hopelessly devoted.
I do not regret this, for, like most people who dump their friends after they're in a relationship, I am consumed by the man in my life. I am, in fact, slavishly devoted to him.
It doesn't matter that he uses me and sucks up all my money. It doesn't matter that he always lets me buy dinner. It doesn't matter that he spends all his time hanging out with his friends (who are, by the way, smelly and dirty, and slobber a lot).
None of this matters, for I am in love. I am hopelessly devoted.
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