Don't Doubt The Cus, Part Deaux

A.Pants and I were out walking Atticus recently, and A.Pants decided to be a smartass.

"Atticus," he said to the dog.

Atticus stopped and turned to look at A.Pants.

"Where's Joe?" he asked the dog.

Atticus turned and looked me dead in the eyes, then turned back to A.Pants with a look that clearly said, "That's a trick question, right?"

I'm never, ever saying of my dog again, "It's a good thing he's pretty, 'cuz he sure is dumb."

I am, however, taking this episode as license to mercilessly mock my boyfriend.