13 June 2005

My Evil Plan for World Domination...

...or at least the domination of the Hot Young Gays™:

Better skin care. I'm constantly told that I don't look my age, but you can sure bet when I get right up next to some 25 y/o kid, the differences show. But I'm beginning to suspect that could be rectified by better skin care. More water. Less caffeine. Lots of good rest. An actual exercise regimin.

I'm on it, baby.*

*He said, slugging back the dregs of his 20 oz. cup of Earl Grey.

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