Say, just for shits and giggles, that, hypothetically, a guy – we'll call him "Giuseppe" – comes home from a hard day of work and discovers his – again, hypothetical – dog has chewed up his – once more, hypothetical – Netflix copy of The Nines.
Say the guy is tired, hasn't been sleeping much, or well, lately, and he loses his temper, and all but throttles the cute little dog – we'll call him "Angus" – to within an inch of his life, scaring the little creature so badly he loses control of his bladder and pees all over Giuseppe's suit, shoes and pea-coat in karmic revenge.
Say, after spending nearly forty-five minutes cleaning up pee, shredded Netflix envelopes, tooth-marked DVDs and torn Tyvek envelopes, poor, guilt-ridden Giuseppe repairs to his – you guessed it, hypothetical – local wine bar to mull his situation, and discovers he must answer this question:
Do I call Netflix and fess up that my dog ate their movie – thus incurring a probably-sizable fee – or do I just go online and "report a problem" with the disc, claiming it never arrived?
Share your opinion.
Say the guy is tired, hasn't been sleeping much, or well, lately, and he loses his temper, and all but throttles the cute little dog – we'll call him "Angus" – to within an inch of his life, scaring the little creature so badly he loses control of his bladder and pees all over Giuseppe's suit, shoes and pea-coat in karmic revenge.
Say, after spending nearly forty-five minutes cleaning up pee, shredded Netflix envelopes, tooth-marked DVDs and torn Tyvek envelopes, poor, guilt-ridden Giuseppe repairs to his – you guessed it, hypothetical – local wine bar to mull his situation, and discovers he must answer this question:
Do I call Netflix and fess up that my dog ate their movie – thus incurring a probably-sizable fee – or do I just go online and "report a problem" with the disc, claiming it never arrived?
Share your opinion.
2 comments:
opinion: fess up. karma already appears primed for balancing the energy of the universe.
We're proud of you, Joe. You've got the "Austin" thing going on. Steve and Michele
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