One of the perks of my coming world domination is that I shall soon have my pick of celebrity love slaves.
Don't worry, I shall keep Fozzie around because I love him, and when you're in the business of world domination, it's best to keep those you love closer even than your enemies, as they are the ones who turn on you and plunge a knife into your head at the climax of the story.
Hello.
You think despots-to-be don't watch movies?
Anyway, Fozz will have some competition. We've already noted a few of these. This one, for instance. And this one. And this one. And, of course, the granddaddy of them all, crush-wise.
Now an inappropriate celebrity crush has come along to sweep them all away.
I was clued into this madly attractive and talented fellow by my friend ChickenKurry (who can, as a reward, expect a plum assignment in my coming world government, and no more ethnic slurs during my public harangues).
If I weren't too busy planning world domination, I would be sending him flowers.
After, of course, I send them to Fozzie. The last thing I need is a knife in my head because my boyfriend is jealous. Nothing derails your plans for world domination before they even get started like a knife in your head.
Don't worry, I shall keep Fozzie around because I love him, and when you're in the business of world domination, it's best to keep those you love closer even than your enemies, as they are the ones who turn on you and plunge a knife into your head at the climax of the story.
Hello.
You think despots-to-be don't watch movies?
Anyway, Fozz will have some competition. We've already noted a few of these. This one, for instance. And this one. And this one. And, of course, the granddaddy of them all, crush-wise.

I was clued into this madly attractive and talented fellow by my friend ChickenKurry (who can, as a reward, expect a plum assignment in my coming world government, and no more ethnic slurs during my public harangues).
If I weren't too busy planning world domination, I would be sending him flowers.
After, of course, I send them to Fozzie. The last thing I need is a knife in my head because my boyfriend is jealous. Nothing derails your plans for world domination before they even get started like a knife in your head.
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